Family jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Can someone be my daddy?
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.