Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
His gay ass dad.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Orphans are lonely
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
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