Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Orphan's Dilemma
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of getting a date. It's funny 'cause orphans don't have parents, so they can't snitch if you smack 'em. But hey, violence is never the answer, unless you're dealing with someone who tells jokes this bad. Which, by the way, explains a lot about you.