Family

Family jokes

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

Why can’t orphans have phones?

Because it has a home button.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.