Family

Family Jokes

What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

Father talks to his 5-year-old son: ā€œNo, Petie, you donā€™t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.ā€

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.