What is difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support its family.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
Your family is so poor when you knocked the door for money I offered you a penny and when you knocked again the rock answered and knocked you out
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
A teacher wanted to sing so she did this is what she said "you have no family, even though broker than me"
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
Dad:Hey, uh... Your adopted Dog: *frown*
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.
Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
Mom where are we going To your grandma's funeral Yeah cus i 360 no scoped that bit** in the face.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
