did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo
What did the cat say when he fell off the table? * MEOM!
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
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Why do japenees people hate I phones because there scared that American air drop will fall on it
Why dod the weel fall?
BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.
How the German people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis? There were an awful lot of red flags.
How did they Lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They Just Fell just like how it did in jenga.
( idc if its a bad joke ok )
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!!!
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
Sally jumped out a plane, She forgot her parachute!
Knock knock
Whose there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky Knock knock
Whose there?
A bomb
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn't too bad either.
What is fall
if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didnβt care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
My girlfriend is soo fat that when she runs or walk she falls so I am breaking up with u
ππΌββοΈFat girlfriend: nooo donβt leave me catch me ahhh
ππΌββοΈFat girlfriend falls on boyfriend:ahhhhhh *dump*
ππΌββοΈππΌFat girlfriend and boyfriend:fat girlfriend:u didnβt catch me wawawawa:boyfriend: get off me 900 pounds ugh I hate u
Story done pls like
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sully fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
Did you fall from heaven because so did satan
Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
