"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
where do dogs go when there tales fall of?
to the retail store
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
your so skinny that you fall
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
