What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I love my family.
You're so skinny that you fall.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
