Fall

Fall jokes

Bike

Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.

Monkey

5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"

Similarity

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

Mama

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Memes

Kid

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

Toothpaste

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Cliff

I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.

Gorilla

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

It was called Fall-adelphia.

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

Leaf

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁