Fall jokes
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Memes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
I love my family.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!