Fall jokes
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Memes
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I love my family.
You're so skinny that you fall.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?