Fall jokes
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Memes
when you realize
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
I love my family.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.