You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Face Jokes
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
