One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
