Face jokes

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

What do you call a school that can talk?

A school with a face!

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.