Face jokes
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I saw your license. It said you're 15.
I checked your face. It says you're 50.
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.