Face jokes

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.

Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"