Face jokes
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Mo sal. F.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.