A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
Yo mama so tall!!! when she wake up from her bed she stands up and found NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face
George when I saw ur face I had to shoot u with a nerf gun, I you died wimp.
FACE THE TRUTH JAKE COULD HAVE WENT ON THE DOOR BUT ROSE WANTED HIM TO D!E π€«πππ
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Jorden CalerendiΓ‘. i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is not sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.
what is the funniest joke of all time? A= yo face
Do you like Wendy's when dese nuts hit your face
I was at a football match and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me *face palm*
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face..
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
What do you call mo on a dating website? tissue face
your face with my cum
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
ΜHey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! Μ *shows muscle*
Whats the difference between acne and a Catholic priest ? Acne doesn't cum on a kids face til their 13 or 14
