eye's jokes

Orphans got me like: 😂

What's a fish without eyes?

A fsh.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...

Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*

Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.

Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?

They didn't open their eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Correctly spelled.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.