eye's jokes
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.