eye's jokes
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe, just maybe you'll find a brain back there!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."