Puns, that's how I roll.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
