I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know I close my eyes when I masterbate....
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have balls.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
