Experience jokes
Karolien's life.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
I hate this website, lol.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
I had fun.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫