Experience jokes

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

John's life.

Karolien's life.

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

Life's full of ups and downs :D <3

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

Deja-poo.

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵‍💫

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

How to know something won’t be fun:

Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.