Experience jokes
Karolien's life.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
When you start middle school
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
I had fun.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.