Experience jokes
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. đ„”
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: â ïž
Memes
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
I was the manager at a McDonaldâs in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me thatâs all he knows how to do.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, youâre gonna hate it as an adult.
I hate this website, lol.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
How to know something wonât be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, itâll be fun!"
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.