Experience

Experience jokes

German

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

Sex

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

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    Birthday

    I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

    Tour Guide

    As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...

    Penaldo

    I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

    Sense

    Deja-poo.

    The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

    Tour Guide

    As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

    Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

    Life

    Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

    Interview

    Interviewer: What are your strengths?

    Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

    Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

    Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

    Fun

    How to know something won’t be fun:

    Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

    Mom

    Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

    Song

    I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."