Bo - hey kids I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power so I am just going to be a orphan *kids changing the channel to Annie* Annie- Tomorrow tomorrow only a day away * TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go Dezzy- WAAAAAAAAAA I can’t find Bo
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving.
IDK
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
Your mother is so fat she actually went on a diet and started exercising and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Your losing all your friends but never any calories.
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
Your so fat that I run around you for exercise
Yo mama's so fat I run around her for exercise.🏃♂️🏃♂️
why didint the teddy bear go to the gym
because he didint want to get ripped
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
I got joke from my brother
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
What do squats eat? Numbers
