Excitement jokes

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

I go to get my mail.

Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"

Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"

Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.