Exaggeration jokes

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.

Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.