Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.