Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Mine never stops.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
