Exaggeration jokes

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!