Exaggeration jokes
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!