Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

Old man: I ran over five miles today.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.