Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.