Exaggeration jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
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Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.