Exaggeration jokes

Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.