In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
