Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!

Foi o Chuck Norris que fez o parto da sua mãe.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."