Exaggeration jokes
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)