Exaggeration jokes
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Mine never stops.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.