Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
