Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.