Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.