Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!