Exaggeration jokes
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.