Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Exaggeration Jokes
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
