Exaggeration jokes

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.

Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.

The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."