Exaggeration Jokes

Woman

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Yo mama

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Mama

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "I wanted your weight not your phone number."

Sex

A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.

The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."

Prank

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

Million

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?