Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
World leaders are so old, they've got nostalgia for the Cambrian explosion.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.