Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!

Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Your forehead is so big that babies can use it as a full-sized football pitch!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

These gags are killing me!