Exaggeration jokes
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Mine never stops.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.