Exaggeration jokes

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Q: What do you call a tsunami?

A: Your mom's water breaking.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

Mine never stops.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.