Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
