Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.