Exaggeration jokes
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
You're so wonderful that Wonderland booked tickets to meet you!
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.