Exaggeration jokes

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Mine never stops.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?

Because they literally can't even.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!