Exaggeration jokes

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Mine never stops.