Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.

2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.

3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.

4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.

5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.

7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.

8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.

10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?

11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.

12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

I'm telling my kids that in 2020 I survived world war 3, the zombie apocalypse, the invasion of the murder hornets, and the second American revolution.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.

Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.