Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
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Your momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move.
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven