Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
You're overreacting.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Community talk
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Your momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move.
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven