Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.