Exaggeration jokes

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.

The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."

Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.

Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂