Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"