Exaggeration jokes
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma's so fat, it takes her 1,000,000 hours on the toilet.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama so fat,
she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.