Exaggeration jokes
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Memes
I wish all stop signs were written this way
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂