Exaggeration jokes

A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.

The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."

"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.

Really, then give me a pond of water.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

I must have at least 87 years of bad luck; every time I look in the mirror, it breaks!

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!