Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.
Your momma is so skinny, she hula hoops with a Cheerio!
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldnโt fit.
