Exaggeration jokes

Yo mama

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Forehead

Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.

Chin

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Memes

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.

Fat

Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.

Yo mama

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Mile

Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

Old man: I ran over five miles today.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Orphan

Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.

Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.