Exaggeration jokes
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Can I get a glass of water? I will give you anything you ask.
Really, then give me a pond of water.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Your forehead is so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.