Exaggeration jokes
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.