Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.
