Exaggeration jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"