I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Exaggeration Jokes
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
