Exaggeration jokes
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris drove his parents to school.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.