Exaggeration jokes

Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.

Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck!

Your Mama so fat, when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up.