Im deaf. My deaf ex-wife cheated on me with a guy who i met on a deaf social trip who was also deaf. I guess i didnt see the signs at the time.

Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

my ex’s love for me :( i still love the dude sadly but i wont take him back

Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂


My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

What do you call a no r-med T-rex

A T-ex

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.