Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
Hey guts I have a question. Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Than what is halloween?
Why do they call Melenia Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer; Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat"!
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”
Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
Why is September 11th the best birthday??
Everyone remembers it!!! :)
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------
i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
Your so fat, you drank an invisibility potion and everyone could still see you!
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
