Everyone jokes
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Hello everyone, to the first Hollow Knight meeting!
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.