Everyone jokes

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

"I'd love to give everyone another shot."

Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.

Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...

Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"

Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Everyone is autistic midgets.

What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.

My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?

My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...

Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.

*Everyone Looks at me*

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To give everyone FRESH CUTS.