Everybody Jokes

Me: dozes off while driving. everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11

I was walking down main street when I saw a child.

I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get a my balls back from the vet."

He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?

"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, expeciy when your a furry."

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!

what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids

Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"

if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it..

Dark Jokes Dark jokes are just like water Not everybody get's it

Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!

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