Every jokes
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
How do chickens š get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why donāt Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Memes
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
"OK, son," he says. "It's as easy as counting to 5."
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying, "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4."
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said thatās a common reaction to pepper spray.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6ā3ā+ guy, I would be considered attractive.š
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
How can you tell a PokƩmon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.