Evers jokes

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!

Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Wanna???

Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.

Little Johnny was walking down a dirt country road, and he came upon an old farmer leaning against a fence looking sad, shaking his head. He walked up to the old farmer and asked him what's wrong. The old farmer said, "My mule, he just won't do nothing. He don't work anymore, always looking sad, barely eats, just sad." Little Johnny said, "Can I go talk to him?" "Sure," the old farmer said, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went back in the barn, saw the mule just sad, and sighing. A few minutes later, Little Johnny came out and said, "Your mule is fixed." The old farmer ran in, and saw the mule laughing, just rolling, and crying laughing. "Thank you, thank you," the old farmer said, and Little Johnny was on his way. Well, a few days later, Little Johnny was walking down the same old dirt road, and came upon the old farmer again, looking sad. "What's the matter?" Little Johnny asked. "It's my mule again. Ever since you talked to him, he won't do nothing, he won't work, just laughing all day. What did you say?" "Can I go in and talk to him again?" Little Johnny asked. "Sure," said the old farmer, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went in the barn and a few minutes later came back out. "Your mule is fixed, sir." The old farmer went in and saw the mule crying, crying really hard. The old farmer came running out of the barn, "Hey boy! What did you say to my mule? One day he's sad, then laughing, now he's crying. Just what did you say to my mule?" Little Johnny smiled and answered, "Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his; this time I showed it to him."

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!

Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Akeld: NOT EVER!

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.

Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!

Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?

Yo, you have the biggest Oliver brain, which means you are the dumbest boy ever.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.

America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.

White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"

The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."

1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"

What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.

Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!

T-Series: Go away you f***!

What’s better than the best thing ever?

Me being mod.

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?

@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.

The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?

If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?