Evers jokes
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The only joke my dad ever made was me.