Evers jokes
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Memes
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?