Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Have you ever walked into stephen Hawkings house. Yea neither has he
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies ????
Have you ever tried to clean one ?
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? NO! BECAUSE UNICORNS ARE GAY RAINBOWS IN EQUINE FORM.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open minded presidents ever
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Hilary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected in to office.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
If you ever think no one cares about you?
Kill someone, than the news will.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
The twin towers were the best soilders ever. Stand together, FALL TOGETHER!
worst joke ever me and my user.
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Bully: have u ever heard of a brain
Stupid kid:no
Bully: u should go get one
Stupid kid: wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
If you ever frustrated just punch them in the face what are they gonna do tell their parents
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
If your ever bored just punch a orphan. What are they gonna tell there parents
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Two emos are dating and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each others wrists
If you are ever mad punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents.
Russia vs Ukraine is ultimate csgo match ever!
