Evers jokes
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!
"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"
I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Memes
I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?