Evers jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

How do trees access the internet? They log in.

Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.

If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?

The waffle iron.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?