Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
