Evers jokes

Drama

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

AI

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Suicide

Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?

Well, they aren't.

Why?

They aren't repeated customers.

Account

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Memes

USA

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

People

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

Family

There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

Pilot

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.

Adam-and-eve

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

Rib

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Number

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Ex

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Royal

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

Football

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?