Evers jokes

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans ever be criminals?

He is not wanted.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!