You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
Event Jokes
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
