If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
