Event jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.