Event jokes
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.