Event jokes
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.