Event jokes

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

Where did Sally go during the attack?

Everywhere.

What is a neonatal's first time in the world?

Dear Grad Parents,

Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.

There will be more information to follow in the coming days.

Thank you.

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

Have a great year!

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

A jump rope!

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?

Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.

A girl invites her friends to come to her birthday party, and at the party, one of her friends poops their pants.

When Sally finds out, she yells, “I never should have invited you to my party! You are a party pooper!”

My dad just comes and goes.

I love birthdays 🍰

What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."

"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.