Event jokes
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.