Event jokes

I rate these jokes 9/11.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the USA.

2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Getting ready for gangbang.

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!