Event jokes

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!

I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!

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What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?

The corpse.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.

Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

1. They usually happen in the USA.

2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.

Getting ready for gangbang.

How do you organize a space themed birthday party?

You planet.

You must have been born on the highway because that's where accidents happen.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.