Event jokes
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
SpongeBob did 9/11.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.