Event

Event jokes

Why were the people in 911 devastated?

They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..

They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.