Event jokes
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.