Event jokes
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
It was 9/10.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)