Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
The twins are falling down.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
