Event jokes
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
It was 9/10.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.