Even Jokes

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it

Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it

I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

My girlfriend passed away recently.

At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.

Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.

Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.