Even Jokes

I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.

A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.

you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to

What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market? “Good evening ladies."

dumb person: wat idk mean

person 1: I don’t know

dumb one: oh u don’t know okie I ask googol

person 1: wait idk means-

dumb one (to googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN

googol: I don’t know

dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.

There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet

Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it

Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there

I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are you're parents?" And he started to cry even more... "Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!

Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...

My girlfriend passed away recently.

at the funeral everyone was shocked about it

Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.