Marriage is really educational
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
you are so white even nippon paint tried to sign you
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
Yo mamma's so ugly even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.
"It's Sunday evening!!!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
Your mama is so fat. Even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
who even needs white jokes...
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
My Greif counseller died, he was so good, i dont even care
your hairline is that far back that i cant even back out of my car
I'm still wondering who took jeasus' sandles
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder 🤔
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
