Ethics

Ethics Jokes

a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet

What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.

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A doctor is at a bar one night and notices a young lady at the counter, he approaches her and says "Hello there miss, pardon my intrusion but I was curious to know if someone were to pay you a million dollars to sleep with them, would you?" The young lady smiles and says "That's a lot of money, of course I would." The doctor smiles and says "That's interesting, but what if someone were to pay you 5 dollars to sleep with them, would you?" The young lady says "What are you joking? That's no money at all, Of course I wouldn't, what do you think I am?" The Doctor smiles again and says "We already established what you are, now we're trying to establish a price."

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals

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