If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Ethics Jokes
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
