Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Ethics Jokes
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Suicide is population control, republished.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
