I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
