What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
