Ethics jokes
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Suicide is population control, republished.
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.