Ethics jokes
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Racism.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.