Ethics

Ethics jokes

Abortion

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Overpopulation

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Whore

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!

Bully: Yes, that must be cute!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Do you want???

Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!

Bully πŸ–πŸ»πŸ‘

Gina😊

Catholicism

Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.

Rape

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

Orphan

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

Why is it OK to hit an orphan?

Because they can’t tell their parents.

Human

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

Sex

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

Abortion

I should probably stop making abortion jokes.

After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.