Ethics jokes
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
Kill yourself!
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.