Ethics jokes

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

Stop the orphan jokes!

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

Being pro-life.

So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"

Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?

Yeah, neither have they.

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

Comments:

Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

Shut up: Shut up!

Liv: Gwen stop!!

Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!

I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?