What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
