Ethics jokes

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I fucked my mom.

"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?

Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!