Ethics

Ethics jokes

Animal

  • Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

    CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

    Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

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  • Abortion

  • Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

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  • Fetus

  • Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.

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  • Orphan

  • Is it bad to hit an orphan?

    What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

    Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

    Rapist

  • How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?

    Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"

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  • Orphan

  • Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.

    Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!

    Comments:

    Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!

    Shut up: Shut up!

    Liv: Gwen stop!!

    Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!

    Suicide

  • I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

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  • Decapitation

  • Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

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  • Double Standard

  • I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.

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