Ethics jokes

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

On one hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.