Ethics jokes
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?