Ethics jokes
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!