Ethics jokes
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!