Ethics jokes

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

On one hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.

I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.

Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?