Ethics jokes

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

Why do white people own a lot of pets?

Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

On one hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.