Ethics jokes
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Religion
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery, except abortion jokes, because then there is no delivery.
Abortion is beautiful.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
I fucked my mom.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.