Ethics jokes

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

Why do white people own a lot of pets?

Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.

Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!