Ethics jokes
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
What is life?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.