Ethics jokes
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
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