Ethics jokes
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
What is life?