Ethics jokes
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.