Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
