Ethics jokes
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Jakob's life.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.