Ethics jokes
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯