Ethics jokes
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Me: Hey Jim!
Jim: I'm now a cannibal.
Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.