Ethics jokes

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

"It's not a war crime if you win the war."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War