Ethics jokes

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.