Ethics jokes
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Stop the orphan jokes!
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.