Ethics jokes
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Go drop-kick an orphan. No one will know, not like his parents would know.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!