What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Abortion is not a joke.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What is life?
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
