Ethics jokes
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Head of Company: "We need to stop testing our products on animals."
Consultant: "Why? The shampoo companies do it."
Head of Company: "Yeah, but we make dildos."
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Abortion is not a joke.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!