Ethics jokes
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support: