Ethics jokes
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Abortion is bad.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
I fucked my mom.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.