Ethics jokes
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Abortion is bad.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
I fucked my mom.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?