Ethics jokes

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.

People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).

Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)

I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

When is rape normal?

When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.