So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Ethics Jokes
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
