Ethics jokes

What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.

What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?

There are 20 of them.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"

"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"

For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.