What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
A guy tells his pal, "My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or a boy."
"Congrats, man. What are you gonna name it if it's a boy?"
"We're going with Trevor."
"Ok, what if it's a girl?"
"Then we'll have an abortion."
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Abortion is bad
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
How many time does it take to cook a baby in a microwave?
I don’t know, I can’t count while masturbating.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
