Entertainment jokes
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?
Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.