Entertainment jokes
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.
know what man would I be without some FNAF memes
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Not funny joke.
The morbid jokes on this site.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Have you heard about the movie about constipation?
Me neither, it hasn't come out yet.