Entertainment jokes
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
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What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.