Entertainment jokes
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Drake.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.