There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
Entertainment Jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Peter's playtime.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Niall Devine, clown.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
