Entertainment jokes

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?

His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?

"Maneater."

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.

Haway Five O.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.