Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.