Entertainment jokes
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Peter's playtime.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.