Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6
Anyone play Roblox?
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
