Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
Magitat?
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Stan JoJo Siwa.
RAID HIM https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZEAEVyTsAdnjawrdCkDu-A/videos
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.