Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2)
To find his fans!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.