Entertainment jokes

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.

Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?

Family Guy.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high.