Entertainment jokes

What's red and shaped like a bucket?

Trisha Paytas

Who is funnier, me or Gwen?

Doin (DYM 41).

Doin (DYM 45)

Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!

Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?

He forgot his calves!

Your (DYM 9).

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.

omae wa mou shindeiru.

Nani?

What type of clock is both cringe and an app?

TikTok.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?