Entertainment jokes

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

Some of the best comedians mimic people. I mimic my shadow.

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)

What movie does an orphan hate?

"Spider-Man: Far From Home."

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Wanna hear a joke?

This site.

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.