Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Wish jokers.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Worst joke.
I will make more jokes tomorrow.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”