Entertainment jokes
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.