Entertainment jokes
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Memes
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!