Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
