Entertainment jokes
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Aurdree be like:
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
His YouTube channel is a joke.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.