Entertainment jokes
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!