Entertainment jokes

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ruff ruff.

Ruff ruff who?

Let the dogs out.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

I work at a movie studio.

Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.

The team:

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

What do math and me on P-hub have in common?

They are both hard.