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Entertainment Jokes
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?
Asked when will they do up the cars!
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
