Entertainment jokes
GTA 6
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Drake.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.