Entertainment jokes
Peter's playtime.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Memes
*cries/dances in idk what to do with my life anymore bro*
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is yours, Facebook will do.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
El/11: Ego, My Lego.