Entertainment jokes
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
This is a joke. Laugh!
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂